Bathroom Prayer

A 55 year old woman, named Evelyn Boyd, decided on Feb 7th, (my birthday) that she desperately needed to concentrate on praying. being that my views on praying are quite cynical, you might be able to see why I thought this story was ridiculous and silly. This woman needed to pray for her husband , her church, her city the nation and president obama. Those were the things she decided to pray for.... she then locked herself in the BATHROOM? for more than three weeks. Okay side note people, helloooo, if your going to "pray" and lock yourself in a room for three weeks, the BATHROOM? I mean I guess I get it cause of the toilet needs but like cmon, THE BATHROOM. My question is what did her family do? When they had to pee or shit? like what did they do? This woman ordered her husband to leave her alone, and he figured shed be fine because nothing when wrong the last four times she fasted. except for the fact that this is her fifth time fasting. i wonder if something so really great came out of the first four fasts. why isn't this husband concerned about this at all? On the 26th the family finally forced open the door, and found her dead. Who decided it was time to force open the door? Who forced open the door? And how much did that SUCK!

pubes.

In the Florida Keys a woman named Megan Mariah Barnes, who is 37 years old, happened to get in a little fender bender. The woman caused a two car accident because SHE WAS SHAVING HER PUBIC HAIR WHILE DRIVING. The woman was apparently getting ready to visit her boyfriend. So I can't understand why this woman wouldn't um....shave in her bathroom, even if she didn't have enough time to shave in her bathroom, she had enough time to find a position to shave that while driving? she couldn't just pull over at a sunoco and use the bathroom (ew im getting sick thinking of this) this woman's defense is that HER EX HUSBAND WAS HOLDING THE STEERING WHEEL FROM THE PASSENGER SIDE oh my god. bahahhahahahahaha

Dealing is not the easy way out. Go to school.

You need to make money, alot, and quick. So think, dealing drugs seems pretty simple if your too lazy to get an actual job BUT smart enough to play the game, make money, avoid the cops. This man apparently couldn't do any of this. A 33 year old crack dealer in Wichita Kansas was being paid IN MONOPOLY MONEY. After realizing and asking for real money, or his crack, the user that paid him in monopoly money struck him in the head with a hand gun, and still didn't give him his money back. Can someone please tell me why the crack dealer was accepting the monopoly money in the first place? They are a bright assortment of colors, with a little man with a mustache and a top hat in the middle, and no i'm not talking about Theodore Roosevelt, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE MONOPOLY GUY. Cmon seriously.

bird suicide pact?

Birds. A very stressful life. Being born out of an egg into a home with no roof, made out of sticks and other things your mother has picked up off the ground to make you a nest. Eating worms that were chewed by your mother then spit into your beak for dinner. yum. Then having the stress of learning to fly. What if you don't learn quick enough? Are you stranded in your nest forever? Or are you out casted from the rest of the birds once you do learn to fly, for being to slow? Then worrying about flying to warmer weather once it gets cold? Avoiding Hawks, Hunters and Glass sliding doors that you might not realize are there. Birds have it hard. This might possibly be the reason that SEVENTY FIVE starlings were found dead in Somerset on a driveway. Image waking up and running into that on your way to work?

Jesus Christmas.

A 22 year old man named Toby Elles burnt a frying pan, and instead of burning his house down, he found Jesus. He found Jesus' face actually burnt in the bottom of his pan. I'm not sure if I believe that Jesus' face just appeared in the pan, or if this is fake.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/239946/strange-but-true/jesuss-face-appears-on-frying-pan.html

pillow bastard.

With all the controversy of same sex marriages going on, you'd think someone would have said something about this. 28 year old Lee Jin-gyu is in love, and married...to his pillow. no once again i am not making this up. this man has married his pillow.


http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow

Breast Milk Woman

A woman was arrested for public intoxication. She was taken into jail, and then proceeded to attack a female officer...with her breast milk. I'm not making this up.




http://www.newser.com/story/82712/breast-milk-attack-ends-in-felony-charge.html