The Pope
Circle I Limbo

Rednecks
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Oakland Raider Fans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

NAMBLA Members
Circle IV Rolling Weights

PETA Members
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Osama bin Laden
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Scientologists
Circle VII Burning Sands

Republicans
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

watch these videos.

Goats are hilarious.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEW4czKVs4Y&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0-lkl9TzsU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPkbpvEAU-o&feature=related

thats what she said

That's what she said. Everyone loves the that's what she said jokes. Say something that could be twisted in any way possible to sound dirty and say "that's what she said" I am a very big victim of that's what she said. almost everything thing that comes out of my mouth (thats what she said) is somewhat dirty and i get slammed(thats what she said) with a THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID from every direction. My boyfriend and best friend are both big fans of the thats what she said, so i get it almost every five mins all day long(thats what she said). Not only that, I am horrible at the joke it's self. I never catch the thats what she said on time, or else ill say thats what she said at a moment where, honestly, it makes no sense at all. But what I was thinking about, was who is SHE. How do we all know SHE said this. Somewhere out there, there is someone named SHE who is just like "wow well fuck me" (thats what she said). she goes to the bank to cash a check and the guy reads her information and is like "oh, so your she" and starts whispering to the bank teller in the cubical next to him and they're like "yeah dude that chick is into some nasty shit" poor girl.

st patricks day 2010

I am 25 % irish and I'm damn proud. Today is a day of green, a day of fat L's , walks in the wood, bird in the middle, playing in sand dunes, almost being able to drink in a house, instead just drinking Captin in a field with an electrical tower, more L's, more captin. HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY LAD.

cold stone creamery's cotton candy ice cream.

Cold stone is known for the fact that they have amazing ice cream, that they scoop out onto an ice cold table and hand mix anything you want into them, making crazy creations like "birthday cake remix" or "cheesecake fantasy" or "mud pie mojo" or my favorite "founder's favorite". all mixed in with goodies. you can get it in sizes "like it" "love it" and "gotta have it" which frankly just makes me feel awkward when ordering, but thats just my personal opinion. today i was so full from texas road house, that i couldn't even think of ordering a crazy ice cream creation. so i simply went with cotton candy like it. plain just the ice cream. i am telling you right now that this ice cream is literally the best ice cream i have ever had. it is not only an absolutely delicious burst of flavor in my mouth, it is also like whipped light and fluffy airy ice cream, that i just can't stop eating. this is retardedly amazing.

Bathroom Prayer

A 55 year old woman, named Evelyn Boyd, decided on Feb 7th, (my birthday) that she desperately needed to concentrate on praying. being that my views on praying are quite cynical, you might be able to see why I thought this story was ridiculous and silly. This woman needed to pray for her husband , her church, her city the nation and president obama. Those were the things she decided to pray for.... she then locked herself in the BATHROOM? for more than three weeks. Okay side note people, helloooo, if your going to "pray" and lock yourself in a room for three weeks, the BATHROOM? I mean I guess I get it cause of the toilet needs but like cmon, THE BATHROOM. My question is what did her family do? When they had to pee or shit? like what did they do? This woman ordered her husband to leave her alone, and he figured shed be fine because nothing when wrong the last four times she fasted. except for the fact that this is her fifth time fasting. i wonder if something so really great came out of the first four fasts. why isn't this husband concerned about this at all? On the 26th the family finally forced open the door, and found her dead. Who decided it was time to force open the door? Who forced open the door? And how much did that SUCK!

pubes.

In the Florida Keys a woman named Megan Mariah Barnes, who is 37 years old, happened to get in a little fender bender. The woman caused a two car accident because SHE WAS SHAVING HER PUBIC HAIR WHILE DRIVING. The woman was apparently getting ready to visit her boyfriend. So I can't understand why this woman wouldn't um....shave in her bathroom, even if she didn't have enough time to shave in her bathroom, she had enough time to find a position to shave that while driving? she couldn't just pull over at a sunoco and use the bathroom (ew im getting sick thinking of this) this woman's defense is that HER EX HUSBAND WAS HOLDING THE STEERING WHEEL FROM THE PASSENGER SIDE oh my god. bahahhahahahahaha

Imagination is more important than knowledge

Today is Albert Einsteins birthday.

Einstein Was a Fat Baby with Large Head. I don't know what kind of fact this is.
When Einstein was little he has a speaking problem he didn't speak until he was five years old and his first words were "This soup is too hot" The reason Einstein was so interested in science was because his dad showed him a compass when he was five. so THAT is why hes a genius. When Einstein was 17 he applied to Swiss Federal Polytechnical School and failed his entrance exam. He also had an illegitimate daughter in 1902, but never met her. He hated his oldest son who also hated him back. and the best is for last. . .

Einstein hated his wife so much, that he made a contract for her to follow so he'd stay married to her.

A. You will make sure
1. that my clothes and laundry are kept in good order;
2. that I will receive my three meals regularly in my room;
3. that my bedroom and study are kept neat, and especially that my desk is left for my use only.
B. You will renounce all personal relations with me insofar as they are not completely necessary for social reasons…


the last rule was: "you will stop talking to me if I request it."


Einstein is the fucking man.

Puff The Magic Dragon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PvvLJSmg8s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCNbtlbrx5o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv6zq41BjG4


A cartoon movie for children made in 1978, and is clearly suggesting some form of drug use. watch it and decide for yourself.