Today is Albert Einsteins birthday.
Einstein Was a Fat Baby with Large Head. I don't know what kind of fact this is.
When Einstein was little he has a speaking problem he didn't speak until he was five years old and his first words were "This soup is too hot" The reason Einstein was so interested in science was because his dad showed him a compass when he was five. so THAT is why hes a genius. When Einstein was 17 he applied to Swiss Federal Polytechnical School and failed his entrance exam. He also had an illegitimate daughter in 1902, but never met her. He hated his oldest son who also hated him back. and the best is for last. . .
Einstein hated his wife so much, that he made a contract for her to follow so he'd stay married to her.
A. You will make sure
1. that my clothes and laundry are kept in good order;
2. that I will receive my three meals regularly in my room;
3. that my bedroom and study are kept neat, and especially that my desk is left for my use only.
B. You will renounce all personal relations with me insofar as they are not completely necessary for social reasons…
the last rule was: "you will stop talking to me if I request it."
Einstein is the fucking man.
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